Listen to the words of the little person, for they are wise. And if you drink a little too much, this fab apron will help to keep your clothes free of any alcohol related kitchen mishaps. 100% cotton, one size fits all.
"Have ANOTHER drink," he says, "for it
Will make you more ATTRACTIVE, funny,
BEAUTIFUL and wise."
"No," say I. "For I am STRONG and SENSIBLE,
and drinking will not do those things you say."
"Alas," says he, "then I am surely DOOMED.
For if you do not keep me WET, it is my
fate to DIE."
So drink I do...and drink and drink and
DRINK. For NEVER would I have the
HEART to let a Little Person DIE. | 
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